Showing posts with label computer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label computer. Show all posts

Thursday, February 8, 2024

Unnecessary Requirements

 

I recently filled out an online application that required my signature.

I filled it out at least ten different times—

On my computer, on my phone, with Edge, with Chrome, at home, at school, during the day, at night—

But when it came to the signature block,

The application wouldn’t work.

I tried signing with the mouse.

I tried signing with the touch screen.

I tried refreshing the page.

I did everything I knew to do.

But nothing worked.

All I got was an error message. 

So I contacted my contact at the organization,

And she contacted the IT person,

Who lifted the signature requirement,

And sent me a different link to the application than I’d been trying,

Then, and only then, was I finally able to complete the application!

This process lasted for four days.

It was frustrating.

But it was resolved…

After I had the right link…

And an unnecessary requirement was lifted.

 

I think sometimes in churches we place requirements on people

That are unnecessary.

And I think sometimes in churches we give people misinformation that

Leads to impossible frustration.

Do we do it on purpose?

Usually not.

But if we aren’t careful,

Then I think we can over-require and mislead people

Right out of the doors of the church.

 

I’m thankful that I had someone kind, capable, and willing to work with me when this piece of technology failed.

 

Likewise,

May we be a kind, capable, and willing people who intentionally work with those whom the church has failed.

 

God: Thank you for perseverance. Thank you for creativity. And thank you for lifting unnecessary requirements that keep people out of your Love. Amen.  

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Willard Gets A Facelift

Willard is eight-and-a-half years old.
He was named after Willard the Walmart Greeter,
an older man in Asheboro, NC,
whom I once almost ran over with two carts full of summer camp stuff.
Willard’s best school friend is Wilhelmina.
She’s three years old.
Willard is a Dell Inspiron 1420.
Wilhelmina is a MacBook pro.
Wilhelmina comes from a nicer family than Willard.
She is lighter, younger, and faster than Willard.
Yet Willard is my steady old man:
persistent, tried, and true.

Such is the reason that I paid for Willard to have plastic surgery this week.

After leaping off of the sound system and knocking the energy out himself,
Willard got up with a completely disfigured face and two broken hinges.
While friends and family members suggested that I send Willard into a quiet yet noble retirement,
I knew that my Willard’s insides were still strong and that he was not ready to call it quits.
So yesterday, I sent my Willard home with Dr. Jeff for a brief surgical procedure.

After deciding that Willard’s procedure was routine and safe enough for me not to take a personal leave day for a family member’s surgery,
I was teaching class when I received the good news:
“Willard is out of surgery, is awake and alert. Everything went well and he will be coming home today!”
And he did!
Dr. Jeff delivered Willard to my mom early this afternoon, so that
Willard was waiting for me with a brand new face and mended hinges when I got home.

Willard will be reunited with Wilhelmina tomorrow,
And I know that she will find him more useful and handsome than ever—
Old man computer though he be.