I had a coupon for $1
off two bags of cat food,
So I naturally bought
two.
Only one bag fits in
our airtight cat food container, though,
So I put the other bag in
the garage.
Mistake.
A happy cat found it, ate
through the bag, and had a feast!
Unlimited cat food is
not meant to be left within reach of an endlessly hungry cat.
…
I recently saw a little
puddle of water on the floor at the bottom of the refrigerator.
Just a few months
ago,
The water hose in the
back of the refrigerator cracked and saturated the floor boards,
So I was afraid it had
happened again.
I pulled out the
fridge.
Nothing.
A day later, I opened
the fridge and saw water standing on the bottom shelf.
I wiped it up.
Just a few moments
later, I opened the fridge again and saw more water standing on the bottom
shelf.
This time I decided to
investigate.
I pulled out the bottom
drawer and
Found a huge sheet of
ice,
Half an inch thick,
Sitting there.
Half inch thick ice is
not meant to be in the refrigerator.
…
When I came back to
work after Spring Break,
There was a pair of
socks on the floor.
Evidently, a kid had
taken off his socks during music class
On the Friday before
break.
Socks are not meant to
be taken off and left on the floor of the music room.
…
When Mary realized that
Jesus was not in the tomb,
She went to tell the
other disciples.
They did not believe
her and thought her full of nonsense.
Mary had seen with her
eyes and felt it in her body
That Jesus was risen.
Yet the men did not trust
her experience
And had to see for
themselves.
Women are not meant to be
doubted and questioned when we speak from experience.
…
Cat food should be put away.
Ice should be in the
freezer.
Socks should stay on
feet while at school.
And women should be
respected and trusted just as much as men.
May it be so.
The end.
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